Hey, My name is Evie. I'm a 23 year old Administrative Assistant with a BA in English and a love of poetry and teacup pigs. I plan on writing a poem a day, every day...for a year. No joke.

it's gonna be interesting....


Girl with Red Shoes. That’s me. It says everything I want to say about myself. I’m bold, colorful, brave. I don’t match with everything. But the things I complement…I make them shine.

23rd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from I have spread my dreams under your feet with 39,831 notes

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

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23rd April 2014

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this didn’t happen in the books
— ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

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23rd April 2014

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hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

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23rd April 2014

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The Signs React to the Other Signs: Cancer

juzzodiac:

Aries reacts to Cancer:

Taurus reacts to Cancer:

Gemini reacts to Cancer:

Cancer reacts to Cancer

Leo reacts to Cancer

Virgo reacts to Cancer

Libra reacts to Cancer

Scorpio reacts to Cancer

Sagittarius reacts to Cancer

Capricorn reacts to Cancer

Aquarius reacts to Cancer

Pisces reacts to Cancer

17th April 2014

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I love bookstores. #books

I love bookstores. #books

Tagged: books

17th April 2014

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steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not stress themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not stress themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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17th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Epic Humor with 25,123 notes

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17th April 2014

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

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17th April 2014

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tbiamaryllis:

iheartchokatos:

itsafangirlsworld:

Gives me hope

why doesnt this have more notes

Some people can actually be good

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13th April 2014

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anglosexual:

undeadthug:



guess where abstinence-only education is taught

anglosexual:

undeadthug:

guess where abstinence-only education is taught

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